Hello. My name is Tim Andrews, and I'm running for President of the United States. I am 36 years old, one year into my eligibility, and eager to serve. I look at it this way; I'll be 38 when I'm sworn in, and 46 when I pass the torch to another guy. That'll give me approximately 20 years to do something before I retire. And Presidents get pretty good retirement packages, so I'll be set. Oh, let's not forget Social Security on top of the odd speaking engagement here and there and I'll be rolling in the dough.
I'm working on my platform but I figured that right now the best thing for me to do is get my name out there. I'm pretty sure I'm as qualified as Barak Obama, and while he may have the momentum right now, there's still a lot of time to grab some cash and play the odds. I'm not afraid of Hillary Clinton, either. Like I'm scared of some chick.
My political party remains to be seen. I'm a registered democrat but they don't cut it for me any more. Maybe I'll start my own.
War hawks have nothing to fear from a Tim Andrews presidency.
More to come.
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